Eastern Europe, c. 1400: Challah

Long hiatus, many apologies. A lot has happened since my last gourmet adventure: I somehow graduated from medical school, got married, bought a condo, moved into that condo, went on a fabulous honeymoon through Italy and Greece (which, notably, I did a very poor job of chronicling online), started my Otolaryngology residency and somehow, somehow, managed to survive my first two months of said residency.
With all of that, there hasn’t been much time to bake or cook or do anything other than scarf down whatever my wonderful new husband has made for dinner. A brief note about residency: THIS IS AWFUL. Awful, awful, awful. I have no life. I thought I had no life as a med student…I didn’t realize there was more life left to lose. But…the one upside is that I periodically get to take vacation and TADA! — that’s what brings me to this week: a week of fantasmic vacationator kitchenation!
I have been wanting to make challah for ages. My good friend Emily has in the past assured me that it was an easy thing to do, but I’d never ventured into the world of — gasp! — bread from scratch. Sounded really really hard.

Luckily, I’ve recently discovered this great book, The Bread Baker’s Apprentice, by Peter Reinhart, and not only is a wonderfully photographed book, with recipes for lots of basics and more exciting breads, it reads like a novel with a whole section at the beginning that’s all about the why’s and how’s of breadmaking. Reading the beginning of the book got me excited to learn more about bread — and while I have always been the kind of lover that loves to eat breads, it was only when sitting on the spine and between the covers of this book that I thought that I might try being the kind of bread lover that just might like to bake them too.
So today, on vacation, I ventured. And the venture went well.

(I should note, however guiltily, that perhaps I may never have embarked on this venture without my trusty sidekick, Lola. [Lola happens to be my KitchenAid mixer. {Lola happens to have a trusty sidekick of her own, Doughy. <Doughy is a dough hook.>}})

I must admit, being away from the hospital for several days with very little to do, there was an emptiness I felt I had to fill, and so, again rather guiltily, I did a little research to try and learn bit more about challah. All I knew going into this adventure was that challah is an egg bread, traditionally eaten at Jewish meals, on the Sabbath and on holidays as well. I was really interested in finding out the origin of challah — I learned that it is symbolic of the manna that fell to the earth to feed the Israelites when they were wandering in the desert…but where I found very little information was on the subject of where it was actually “invented.” Scouring a few forums, it has been suggested that in fact challah finds its origins in Eastern Europe, sometime around the 15th century. I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m open to anyone educating.
Anyway, I suppose all that I really needed to know was that challah is amazing.
And off we went. So Lola did her thing and the boule of eggy dough was made and left to rise (and RISE it did!) until it got huge and I had the wonderful privilege of punching it back down to size and letting it sit again to grow to insane sizes.

Punched it back down to size again…

…and fashioned the mother of a boule into three cute little baby boules, each of which were rolled out into a cylinder.

And this is where being a girl really helped — the braiding. Just like braiding the hair of some girl in your class in Grade 3 who happens to have the fortune of sitting directly in front of you while some poor suck of a teacher is trying to give you all the gift of literacy, I began to braid the dough.

But here, ladies and gents, is where the magic really happened. Again, I was forced to rest my dough (though at this stage, I’ve learned, it’s called “proofing”) and it grew to twice its size. That’s four times the volume! And once it was baked…it grew even more.

And this beautiful, steaming, GIANT loaf of bread was born.
Magical, just magical.

And so, I sat and ate bread for dinner. Just bread. Just plain, wonderful, amazing, carb-laden bread.

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Challah
Adapted from The Bread Baker’s Apprentice, by Peter Reinhart
(I like a sweeter bread, and so adapted this recipe slightly; this recipe is also written for use with a stand mixer; for “by-hand” instructions, please see here)
Ingredients:
4 cups flour, sifted, plus more as needed
3 Tbsp sugar
1 tsp salt
1-1/3 tsp instant yeast
4 eggs
1-3/4 cups water
2 tsp vegetable oil
Directions:
In the bowl of a stand mixer, combine flour, sugar, salt and yeast and whisk together.
In a separate bowl, combine and beat two eggs plus two egg yolks, reserving the two remaining eggs whites separately, to be used as an egg wash later. Add vegetable oil and water and whisk the mixture. Add the liquid mixture to the dry ingredients in the stand mixer bowl and mix with the paddle attachment until the ingredients form a ball. Change to the dough hook attachment and knead the bread for 10-15 minutes, adding flour as necessary to end up with a ball of dough that is not sticky, but smooth, and when pulled apart, does not rip, but rather forms a translucent membrane.
Lightly oil a large mixing bowl and place the ball of dough in the bowl, covering the ball with a thin film of oil. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and let rise for 1 hour.
Punch the dough ball and knead for two minutes, to get rid of the gas bubbles that have formed. Re-form the dough ball and put back in the bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Again, let rise for 1 hour.
Separate the dough ball into three parts and degas each; form each into a boule. Let sit under a damp towel for 10 minutes, then roll each boule into a strand, approximately 3 cm in diameter. Starting from the middle and working outward on one end then the other, braid the strands. Be sure to crimp the ends together and fold under the loaf. Using a pasty brush, wash the braid with the egg wash. Place the braid on a cookie sheet and cover loosely with plastic wrap. Let proof (or rest) for 1 hour.
Wash the braid again with the egg wash and bake at 350 deg F for 20 minutes, on the middle rack. Turn the bread and bake another 20 minutes, until golden brown.
Rest the loaf on a rack for 1 hour before slicing (or ripping apart in anticipation!) and serving.
Makes one (extremely large) loaf.